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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

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Please support local business

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

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i need you to kill yourself

sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*

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I finally managed to write it, if you can’t contribute then boosts are indispensable bcs I don’t have any followers. Thanks everyone

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has anyone done this yet

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how I've been lately

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Jacket + Shit I’ve actually said while playing Hotline Miami

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crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it

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Me after googling something I knew I’d regret

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SHURO GET THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY 💥💥💥💥

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i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

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Murmur, Cameron Barnett

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I even hid one bullet so I'd always have one. For him....

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killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare

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How did you get so cool Kim??

+shitposts