Is anybody else still crying over Inkpot Gods in 2023 or are you normal
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The Winchester Star, Kansas, August 1, 1930
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Margaret Atwood, from “Corpse Song”, Selected Poems: 1965-1975
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i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job
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hey girl are you a worm because
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In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
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I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."
It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"
It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.
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God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”
Adam: “Tit”
God: “Uhh ok”
Adam: “Boobie”
God: “Stop naming them after breasts”
Adam: Looks at rooster
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alright fuckers (lovingly)
no more goofin around
it's tuesday. go message some of your closest friends and tell them how much they mean to you
good luck I'll see you when you get back
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you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
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god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love
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I'm going to create a band that is so silly and we will all transgender and sing gayly and maybe kiss a little
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I love you The Amazing Devil's leitmotifs in lyrics and melodies
I love you The Amazing Devil's overlapping lyrics
I love you The Amazing Devil's harmonies and dissonances
I love you The Amazing Devil's complex storylines contained in a single song
I love you The Amazing Devil's very specific situations that are so deeply human even though they are masked as fantasy concepts
I love you The Amazing Devil
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I like personality quizzes in theory but in practice I just get irritated by the semantic ambiguity of literally every question. "On a spectrum from scientific to artistic what are you" motherfucker I literally wax poetic about the laws of thermodynamics where the fuck does that land on your spectrum
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