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the only reason cops are at pride now is to intimidate gay people into not making it a riot again and i will stand by that fact until the day i die

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Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.

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The joy I feel as a reader or player, realizing I see Chekhov’s gun, waiting expectantly for it to go off

setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

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How we weigh an octopus!

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happy earth day. don’t forget that someone else’s outdoor cat is your indoor cat

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Me discussing the necessity of masks with another masked individual

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yeah

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please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

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Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

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How do you know that ? (Unmute !)

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…Nope

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