paroxysmaljune

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image in my screenshots folder

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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permission to lib out?

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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

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generational night for nycposting on x the everything app. some of my favorites:

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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.

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