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"Too late to explore the world, too early to explore the galaxy, just right to be friends with clippy on word."

-Grian Hermitcraft season 10, Episode 40

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The fact that Caine canonically sleeps and snores brings me so much joy

Give him a pillow and blanket, he desperately needs a good nap

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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had a vivid, creative, engaging, compelling, horrific nightmare i was taking the "Tumblr SATs"

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Bring Me The Boss Hog

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had a stress dream I was stuck in a Saw group trap. everyone else was arguing while I sulked in a corner, bored & pissed about not having my phone

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careers in science & academia are so Cassandra-coded. you possess a Great and Burdensome Knowledge (at heavy cost*), which is both its own reward and its own punishment. and no one fucking listens to you

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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"

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question: how does it feel to watch people you care about be mistreated? how would you describe that feeling?

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oh no i've had a Thought

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I think Jasper and Amber should both be gender-neutral names. Stop gendering rocks.

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I was unprepared

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Lloyd and his very normal doggo.

Alt Blog | YouTube | Bluesky

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Double checked, it's legit

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Based on the time when Alex and Rodo (Caine's VA in Spanish) met each other (very wholesome moment):

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Based on the time when Alex and Rodo (Caine's VA in Spanish) met each other (very wholesome moment):