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we on tumblr need to do something akin to disney submitting andor to the emmys in 23 categories but like for taibani and the general public because what do you mean this show about a washed up middle aged man and his homoerotic working relationship with a blond twink is a flop

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disabled cats in warriors: i am...useless...I can never be a warrior...I am a burden to my clan...at least in starclan I will run again...

disabled cats in real life:

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I always wondered what would happen if there were bad drivers in Warrior Cats... Imagine a car just plummeting into the woods

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sadly i am the wc till (it was unfinished)

Ivan and till in me and my friends respected niches lol

Mines the pony, I did it quickly but if I could I’d go back and make the bow in his cutie mark the parasite

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at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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china does not want our data

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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Me and my boyfriend have no overlap in what we can handle. I love meeting new people and being in new situations, and one of the reasons I love plane travel so much is because I enjoy having no fucking idea what's gonna happen next and where I'm gonna go. But if there is A Weather anywhere, I Will Die.

My boyfriend generates heat like a furnace and is his happiest at -20 celsius. Unbothered by rain. He's fine with wind, can handle hot weather without any other symptom than loudly bitching about it, fine with bugs, does not attract mosquitoes, doesn't burn in the sun. But if there's an Unexpected Occurrence, a person he doesn't know, or an unfamiliar place, he'll get so anxious that he'll throw up, throw up so hard he'll throw up blood, and then die of bloodloss because he threw up all of his blood.

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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Fun character dynamics: a torrid, dramatic love triangle that is actually a perfectly content poly relationship where everyone involved is having an excellent time being theatrical about it. And everyone in the community around them is 100% used to them and their shit. Like whenever there's a big dramatic thunderstorm outside, someone might look out of the window and go

"Oh won't you look at that. There goes Mr. Jones brawling with his wife's lover again."

"How nice for them. Let me know when they are done with that and start making out."

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I think Leafpool and Hollyleaf should start their own afterlife and then Mothwing and Squirrelstar can join them when they die.

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my shayla

this hollyleaf design came to me in a vision i had to draw it

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Cranky old man who doesn't know where or who he is

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The Onion continues to never miss

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"Love is a fragile, capricious thing in this cold, fleeting world. But if anything can redeem anyone, then yes. Love, probably."