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i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.

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lowkey,,, why did the jackal whore out on that guy from the venue?

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I'm attracted to genders you didn't know existed in ways you can't imagine.

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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Lowkey stoked at the idea i could be poisoning adobes ai database with my fucking dogshit art and design

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Of any fandom i think aot has the worst fanfic available esp for the female characters ie mikasa and it is such a disservice

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average viral video in the US: homeless man getting hit so hard by a teenager he falls to target sales floor headfirst making an incredibly loud clapping sound

average viral video in china: man and his pet goose in tightly edited comedy sketch where the goose repeatedly outsmarts its owner in the pursuit of classic home cooked guangdong delicacies

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My second emotional puberty is gonna happen when i get my own apt and sidney crosby reitres

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

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Cheetah cubs feasting on an impala Taken in Maasai Mara, Kenya Photographed by Madhur Nangia

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twitter is fucking incredible

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Sailing ship at sunrise, by Demetrius Florian Doboşariu (1899 - 1979)