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Really didn't need my friend back home emotionally kneecapping me by going "have you heard Lewis Capaldi's new song" the day after I just did a new and very intensive form of trauma therapy that left me feeling gutted and hollow and like maybe, actually, there's nothing left of me but the trauma and I'm just a shambling mass of pain that needs to be excised except I'm tired I'm so tired I can't keep doing this, I can't...

Only to then get smacked in the face in the group chat with a very raw Scottish accent scream-singing, "I'm going to get up and try if it's the last thing I do. I've still got something to give, though it hurts sometimes. I'm going to get up and live, until the day that I die, I swear to God I'll survive."

The universe is not subtle.

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objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????

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i love tree news

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i feel strongly about this

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it’s wild how tech literacy lasted like one generation barely before it fell off

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my dad was looking for sprinkler heads that got buried during the winter with a metal detector that i bought in 5th grade and i didnt have the heart to tell him that it probably didnt work so i was watching him though my window and i saw him pick up what looked like a clump of dirt and i was like “oh it does work” and then i look closer and its a rabbit. my dad found a rabbit with a metal detector that doesnt work. 

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I just saw a man sitting on the foot path with 4 perfect even spaced pigeons all sitting in the same pose like they were together like this

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(door censored because there's a too-obvious clue on it)

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i like the dichotomy of these two pictures. glamour shot of the most beautiful chipmunk who ever existed, and blurry gray sphere.

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Nope. You have to log a certain amount of hours practicing with someone 25 years old or older. When you’re practicing you have a driver’s permit. You do a written test and then one test of your practical driving skills and that’s it. You take the tests at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV). No special plates after you pass it.

learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.

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