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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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PACIFIC RIM 2013 | dir. Guillermo del Toro

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René Magritte - "The Celestial Muscles" (1927)

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Shaun Tan, The Vision (2016)

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"Hydra"

oil by Krzysztof Gil

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United Arab Emirates, unknown photographer

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DUDE WHAT

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A mural of a forest in the South Bronx, New York. Captured by Thomas Hoepker, 1983

Mural Art by Alan Sonfist, 1978. The building still exists, however the mural is no longer there

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oooooooooooo la trixita

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