as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
This silence waiting to hear gun shots is so loud it's making my ears ring. legit sitting here wondering if I'm listening to the waning minutes of another man's life.
I'm doing a wake and bake right? just as the edibles start to kick in, a fucking police stand off starts literally down the street from me. my city's police department is literally nationally famous for outright murdering people in these situations.
they're calling this dude out with a loud speaker, telling him to come out with his arms up and hands empty. they keep blaring a siren.
dude definitely knows the cops are here for him.
but honestly? dude's seriously debating how likely he's gonna get shot even if he complies so how can he really be sure it's safe to come out?
I'm doing a wake and bake right? just as the edibles start to kick in, a fucking police stand off starts literally down the street from me. my city's police department is literally nationally famous for outright murdering people in these situations.
they're calling this dude out with a loud speaker, telling him to come out with his arms up and hands empty. they keep blaring a siren.
dude definitely knows the cops are here for him.
but honestly? dude's seriously debating how likely he's gonna get shot even if he complies so how can he really be sure it's safe to come out?
Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like