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gnome ann has lived in my head for almost a decade now and i think everyone needs to see her

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COME GET SOME BBQ PARDNER!! YEEEEEEEHAW

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me defending myself in court

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Remember children—this tactic is really annoying to the police, so YOU SHOULD NOT become floppy—it’s frustrating to them and makes them look bad and is a waste of resources and no one wants that…

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hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

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maybe its better that they're horse girls instead of dog girls

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what The FUCK is The Slab

this is. literally out of bloodborne.

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Out of all of the terms and phrases that have lost meaning and been taken over by non black people “crash out” has definitely been the most fascinating to me

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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

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Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!

by Kiyohiko Azuma

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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Truscum this comic is not for you

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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

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when i was little i thought martha’s vineyard was a literal vineyard owned by martha stewart

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there is such a thing as fireworks. there is such a thing as earthworks, and waterworks. why no airworks? really makes you think.