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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

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OH MY GOD, did I never share these on tumblr???? These are my magnum opera.

Say hello to Hennessy Naruto (gay version), Patron Sasuke, Svedka Sakura, and Kushkashi. They're a kind of parody/extension of the ridiculous shirts you can get on a boardwalk or at mall kiosks. Only gayer.

It's a legal requirement that you yourself tie-dye any shirt these are going to be ironed on to.

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I'm sorry to all the tone-indicator people, but "/hj" will always mean "end of handjob" for me

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I can’t believe this is in the English Wikipedia :D

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The transmisandry/transandrophobia discourse has hit Reddit and it's going about as well as you'd expect.

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ok i really dont wanna hear anyone try to tell me that transmisandry is real after reading that vice article. it really just exemplifies everything trans women have ever pointed out about transmisogyny and the terms tma/tme in one article. the reduction of trans women to stereotypical memes, the expectation that she wont know how to take care of herself and will therefore be easy to fix, the whole softboi schtick, the way trans men fall back on calling themselves women when it's convenient to shield themselves from criticism. it's all there.

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the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh

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"The appeal of slimegirls is their ability to use their fluid bodies for sex" is such a short-sighted take. Sure, that's a factor, but much more importantly is the ability to Be Silly. Your Simegirl partner can and will stretch themself through a cardboard tube, let you carry them around in a bucket, go Blob Mode, make themself taller than you, go Puddle Mode, and turn into a mobius strip for fun. By limiting your Slimegirl Partner to Big Boobie Sexy Hourglass Form you are depriving both them and yourself of crucial enrichment. Let them play in the blender and stick themselves to the ceiling! You'll both have so much fun!

All that aside though, we all know the REAL best way for Slimegirls to take advantage of their ability to squeeze through small gaps and holes ;)... acts of Grand Larceny :D

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I hate how many times you have to wank the pump on a new hand cream before it becomes usable

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Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex

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"gender critical" is such a funny term for people who base their whole identity around unquestioningly enforcing the gender binary they were raised with. the patriarchy set up a binary and you're like "I will defend the sanctity of this social construct in the name of feminism" Absolute clown shoes. Imagine a tradcath calling themself "religion critical"

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I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

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like maybe it says something when the transphobic stereotype about transmascs is that we're confused/doing it for a trend/the freaks got to us and the one about transfems is they're predatory/dangerous like idk you don't see a difference there?

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she should be at the pink pony club

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