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i wanted to take a photo of this anglerfish in majoras mask because its stupid smug grin was so silly, but the angle i took it from makes its tail and fin look like its giving me a big happy thumbsup i
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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea
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You all recall this moment in "Little Green Men." Perhaps it haunts you, even.
But what we don't talk about enough is that Odo turns into a man, yells at Quark for a few minutes, and then is like "ok I'm done talking to you" and turns BACK into a dog. It's really a shame that the budget only lets him transform like once every four episodes bc you know Odo is constantly being like "conversation OVER" and like turning into a bird and flying away.
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life
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it's called the switch 2 because you see the price and switch to a better hobby
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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A grown ass adult when you vote for a different character on a tumblr poll
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What's pey wet?!………….In Wigan, it's as good as gravy. It's the water of the peasyou get a few peas in there as well, it's free. Just moists ya chips up. Or your smack.
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when the pey wet hits i feel nothing at all
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