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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

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let's fucking go

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how do i make men w long hair luv me

men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on

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Man

I wouldn't go getting my arm bit off by a shark (or alligator or dinosaur) on purpose but if it ever DID just incidentally just happen it would be sooo much comfier to sleep on my side is all

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Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

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"Spiral out, keep going." 🔧

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Moebius

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watching Seven Samurai

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agility

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The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid