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damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

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I don’t really know what shows there are now, last thing I remember watching in the city was a mousekat cartoon a ridiculous amount of years ago. Is there a show about the strange adventures of the women of battery city?

Signing my ex up for the next season of real housewives of battery city

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I was just joking, he’s uh- a therapist or something in re-ed? Not even a housewife. Wait do y’all actually have a real housewife’s show?

Signing my ex up for the next season of real housewives of battery city

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Signing my ex up for the next season of real housewives of battery city

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Ew, that’s a good point. No one needs any more Morris than necessary

Twink death is upon us

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They can do a thing now where they transfer your consciousness into any type of droid, I’ve seen it done twice. But for me? I’d rather stay dead I think.

Twink death is upon us

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That’s true, we need to make him sign a DNR.

Well… thank you. And no offense, but to be honest I half expected you to kill me when you came over. I was a little surprised you didn’t try. But no- no grand gestures are necessary, I’m good.

Twink death is upon us

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Hell yeah I was right! And for Alex… just kill him already for real.

Making sure I’m not killed is probably the biggest favor I could think of… and I’d prefer it if you stayed in my hair, it’s awful boring around here.

Twink death is upon us

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You’re so right. Say, are you one of the ones that wanna preserve your brains after your body wears out?

Twink death is upon us

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Uuuuuuhhhhh Ren maybe? I really have no idea. And hell fuckin no it ain’t Alex, next time you see him I need you to at least flip him off.

..oh. Well uh… thanks I guess. I really am fine though, I don’t need any grand favors.

Twink death is upon us

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Yes but you’re allowed to guess mine.

Bestie I have carved my name into exxies foreheads I don’t give a DAMN if they know it was me.

Twink death is upon us

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Because I’m killing every twink in a 20 mile radius. No uh, I’m just making my peace with getting older, that’s all.

Twink death is upon us

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You see, I’m your least most favorite.. my heart is broken… you’re probably my second favorite crow then.

“You should’ve dodged better”?? That’s almost an insult to me and my aim, do they even know who I am

Twink death is upon us

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Aww that’s so sw- wait second??? Who the fuck is your first favorite?

How the hell are they gonna take your license for getting attacked

Twink death is upon us

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What do they got you doing then?

I know, conversations really limited when I could say one wrong word and have the city sending bombs to my location. Oh- did your colleagues have anything to say about the mysterious paint job on your car?

Twink death is upon us

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Well breaks are good, gotta be resting and shit.

I’ve been up to… a whole lotta nunya.

Twink death is upon us

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I hope they say that at my funeral

Twink death is upon us