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trying blender and look whaty the fuckign liberals did to my cube

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Today's Seal Is: Give Me Jellybeans Fuck Head

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i had a idea
reverse mascot horror
youre the cute lil mascot and youre trying to survive the horrors of the real world
the environment would be the exact opposite of the typical bright colorful and frankly kinda garish kindergartens and such of banban and its contemporaries
its a grungy brutalist city scape and youre a lil bright babygirl (genderneutral) mascot who just wants to find peace and get home to your heavily manufactured utopia your company has kept you in all these years
#mascot horror#idea#concept#mascot#im gonna draw this dw also i already have#and im actually gonna make them cute and not whatever jumbo josh and his snickers dick veins were
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this is making me CRY
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i ever show yall that time i gave flannery top surgery
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Today I was playing a pokemon movie for my twins and Darkrai appeared and I said, “Look Luke! It’s Darkrai.” And he said “Darai!” The double take I did. This boy turned a year old yesterday and I’ve been trying for months to get him to say mama and he sees Darkrai once and betrays me.
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Lmfaooooo me deciding every character with black hair and brown eyes is Asian no matter what. But really what got me was the assigned worksheet at the end
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Thought I'd share this meme that has been developing on the r/lordoftherings subreddit over the last couple days. Enjoy!










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extremely cool that the removal of wolf protections in europe are being driven by an eu official having one of her horses killed by a wolf. literal cartoon villain shit
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
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Today's Seal Is: Baldness Revolution
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their life is OVER.
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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
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Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up
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