partywithponies
Crying into my cheeky Nando's
Hi it's me, nefarious queer supervillain (terf assigned) Tash PartyWithPonies. Call me whatever pronouns you want at this point. I like to keep the haters guessing. I'm from that there London and I like bastard men, unhinged women, and really weird media with themes of death. I've been on tumblr dot com way too long and I'm honestly just here for a laugh. Oh, and I still love you. Yes, you. You're still beautiful. I'm still here.
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Finished my fanvid! Haven't edited anything non-shitposty in FOREVER so be nice.
(The general idea is that it's about the inherent eroticism of falling in love with your own guardian angel. Or something.)
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just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
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Perfect grammar is like perfect special effects. If you do everything right, no-one even notices or registers it at all. People only notice when it's bad, because it distracts them and brings them out of the story. Your goal is to do it so perfectly that no-one notices that you did anything at all.
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Unknown, Bear illustration for Magic Yeast, 1890s
#I'm so tired I thought this said the bear was made from magic yeast#and was willing to just accept that
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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Worth noting that the cat doesn't even talk. They hired Rob Brydon just to have him meow, hiss, and mournfully yowl.
Peak television.
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