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Billions will die in the fruitless pursuit of me lucky charms

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Recreating the creation of Adam in my parents backyard with a hammock I refuse to get out of and a beer I dropped on the ground

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i want a whole entire fuckass pizza. right goddamn now. the kind that gives you heartburn so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. and i want fuckignnn bacon on it. but!!!!!!!! it is 3am so instead i will complain on the internet and cry about it

every day i suffer more than jesus christ did in all his thirty something years on this godforsaken planet.

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chronically online out of necessity but trying to have a chronically offline view of the world for my sanity

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ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine

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but the thing is. i think girls should kill people

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but the thing is. i think girls should kill people

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but the thing is. i think girls should kill people

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More of you should be concerned about the cackling witch rather than the Nintendo switch

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you just pissed me off so bad im gonna kick your organ

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Listen buddy, because of your little "what the derp" moment, Archduke Ferdinand is dead.

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Couldn't resist redrawing this panel

(Original is by jibung015 over on twitter)

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NOOOOOO MY LESBIAN ART GOT DELETED WHY WHY NO MY LESBIANS

2 hours of work gone

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