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i love the muppets so much it hurts

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New question to really get to know someone based on a random post on tum lr.

If you could take one movie and replace the entire cast with the Muppets except one what movie would it be and who would remain unmuppetized?

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old human boober (and regular boober) from forever ago… i missed him

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WHO THE FUCK VOTED HELL!?!?!

Kermit the Frog (Muppet Saga)

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I MISS PUPPETS AND ANIMATRONICS AND PRACTICAL EFFECTS IN FILMMMMMMM

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Unimaginably unhappy 24/7, but he does always put a smile on my face :)

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And you’re watching Disney Channel!

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Day 1 gonzo!

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I made my friend give me 24 Muppets and ran them through 100 Hunger Games simulations

Here are the results, ranked least to most deadly Muppet.

***Disclaimer***

I recorded both wins and kills and determined this ranking using a point based system where kills are each worth one point and wins are worth five. Because of how wins are weighed, the results may be skewed. Fortunately, this is a silly Muppet Hunger Games simulation and not a scientific experiment, so skewed conclusions don't matter.

19) Fozzie Bear

Coming in last place is Fozzie Bear with 63 points.

Despite winning 3 games, he racked up a measly 48 kills across 100 games. This also puts him in last place (17th) for kills. He killed at least one Muppet in 27 games, and the most Muppets killed in one game were 5.

18) Animal

Animal racked up 73 points from 1 win and 68 kills. That single win, by the way, was the 83rd game. It took 83 games for him to win once. He sits in 13th place for kills. These kills spanned 36 games, with his most deadly game including 7 kills of his own doing.

17) The Swedish Chef and Gary Cahuenga

Tied for 17th with 77 points each are the Swedish Chef and Gary Cahuenga. Starting with the Swedish Chef's stats, he had 3 wins and 62 kills. Those 62 kills, spread across 36 games, place him in 15th place for kills. The most kills he committed in one game was 9. This is the most Muppets killed by a single Muppet in one game, though he ties for this with another Muppet who achieved this in one of their games.

Gary Cahuenga on the other hand, had 2 wins and 67 kills. He killed in 39 games, with the most in one game being 4 (which happened 5 separate times). On the kills ranking, he comes in at 14th,

16) Bobo the Bear

Bobo won 4 games with 59 kills across the simulations. This accrued him 79 points. 59 kills places him down at 16th for total kills, second only to Fozzie Bear. I guess bears aren't great at killing. He had kills in 33 of the simulations, with his highest single count being 4, which happened twice.

15) Kermit the Frog and Crazy Harry

In a true tie, both Kermit and Crazy Harry won 2 games with 70 overall kills. This also ties them in the kills ranking at 11th place, which they share with a Muppet yet to be revealed. Kermit killed in 42 games, with his deadliest racking him up 5. Crazy Harry only killed in 37 games, with his two deadliest games seeing 6 kills each.

14) Beaker

Okay. Beaker was screwed over by the win-kill weighing system. I will admit that. I'm sorry Beaker. While he comes 4th in the total kills ranking with 81, he only won a single game which left him with only 86 points. He made kills in 42 games, where in his two deadliest games he ended 5 Muppets. Beaker, your killer efficiency scares me, but I'm sorry, you just didn't win enough.

13) Scooter

With 4 wins and 69 kills, Scooter is 12th on the kills ranking. He racked up 89 points. He killed in 32 games, of which his two highest kill counts in a game totaled 6.

12) Sweetums and Gonzo

Sweetums and Gonzo tied for 12th place. Sweetums won 4 games, but only made 70 kills, making him the third member of the 11th place kills ranking tie with Kermit and Crazy Harry. He killed in 37 games, with his deadliest two holding 5 kills each.

Gonzo won 3 games with 75 kills. Killing in 38 games, the most kills he made in a single game was 6. He sits at 8th on the kills ranking.

11) Miss Piggy and Rizzo the Rat

With 94 points each, Miss Piggy and Rizzo the Rat tied for 11th place. Miss Piggy won 4 games and made 74 kills, putting her in 9th on the kills ranking. She killed in 42 games of which her two deadliest netted her 5 kills each.

Rizzo won three games and killed 79 times. Placing 6th on the kills ranking, he killed at least one Muppet in 48 games. No other Muppet killed in as many games as Rizzo. His highest single game kill count was 4, which happened 5 times.

10) Rowlf the Dog

Racking up 98 points, Rowlf won 5 games and made 73 kills. He sits at 10th on the kills ranking. Killing in 35 games, his deadliest game racked up 8 kills.

9) Dr. Strangepork

Our first Muppet in the single digits, this old man ranked 9th with a clean 100 points. 4 wins and 80 kills ranks him 5th for total kills. He took down his fellow Muppets in 38 games, where his two deadliest netted him 6 kills each.

8) Uncle Deadly

Trying to live up to his name, Uncle Deadly won 4 games with 81 kills for a total of 101 points. Those kills put him 4th on the kills ranking. He made these kills over 44 games, the most in one game counting up to 5.

7) Statler

Being old didn't stop Statler from hitting 7th place with 103 points. He won 4 games and racked up 83 kills. Coming in 2nd place on the kills ranking, Statler ended at least one Muppet's life in 41 games with his deadliest round netting him 5 kills.

6) Dr. Teeth

With 104 points, Dr. Teeth takes the 6th spot on the deadly list. Winning 5 games with 79 kills, he also ranks 6th on the kills ranking, tying with Rizzo the Rat. Out of the 37 games he killed in, his deadliest round racked up 9 deceased Muppets, making him the other Muppet to tie for most Muppets killed in one game alongside the Swedish Chef.

5) Beauregard

8 wins and 69 kills gave Beauregard 109 points to put him in 5th place. He ties with one other Muppet for having the most wins in this simulation. Despite this achievement, his lower number of kills drops him down to 12th on the kills ranking alongside Scooter. Beauregard killed in 36 games, racking up 5 kills in his deadliest round.

4) Waldorf

Just shy of the podium, Waldorf ranks 4th with 7 wins and 76 kills equaling 111 points. He managed to win both the very first and very last games of this simulation. His kill count places him in 7th on the kills ranking. Waldorf killed in 40 games, with his deadliest netting him the lives of 6 Muppets.

3) Pepe the King Prawn

With 112 points from 6 wins and 82 kills, Pepe the King Prawn receives the bronze medal in the simulation. He also gets 3rd on the kills ranking for a double bronze medal. Pepe killed his fellow Muppets in 44 games, with his highest body count totaling 6.

2) Lew Zealand

Just a point above Pepe the King Prawn, Lew Zealand concluded the simulation with 113 points from 6 wins and 83 kills. He tied for 2nd place on the kills ranking, alongside Statler. Out of the 41 games he killed in, his deadliest accrued 5 kills.

Sam Eagle and The Newsman

Finally, tied for 1st place with 122 points each are Sam Eagle and The Newsman. Sam Eagle won 8 games and killed 82 Muppets. He ties with Beauregard for most wins, and ties with Pepe the King Prawn in 3rd on the kills ranking. Sam Eagle killed in 39 games, with his highest single game count racking up to 5, which happened twice.

The Newsman won 7 games and killed a whopping 87 Muppets. He wins the kills ranking as well, coming in 1st place with that number. The Newsman killed at least one Muppet in 44 games, with him taking the lives of 7 Muppets in his deadliest game.

And that's it folks.

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Jermaine Fowler: Who's hand is that?

The Professor: It's God

Ryan: Hmm Gods a white man

The Professor: Oooh I mean...it's the devil

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protective puppet dads <3

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Made some fraggles

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the real winner of the sexywoman contest is YURI!!!

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THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO LOST THE SEXYWOMAN CONTEST. WHY. HOW COULD YOU TUMBLR

Miss Piggy in the Henson Townhouse

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So with how much shes been a pain in my ass with clay cracking and also how i accidently cut myself while working on her, im starting to theorize that this audrey ii puppet also needs blood.

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Just some propaganda on your feeds as to WHY miss Piggy is the obvious winner of the Tumblr sexywoman contest (2025) - no one is doing it like her!!

Context: @sexypeople-contests-2025