When I don't know who I am, I serve you. When I know who I am, I am you.| call me Bestie | this human body has circled the sun 29 times | don’t be yucky or ill block ya |
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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jerking you off in a rhythm suspiciously similar to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture and making you cum when the cannons go off
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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3x winner of Scotland’s Strongest Woman contest and first woman to ever life the Dinnie Stones, Emmajane Smith
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i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again
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