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Yall gotta quit messaging people on here with just a "hey" or "hello"

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Had orientation today, im in good hands 🥹

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FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I just think-" a distant wind begins, my mouth stretches open wider and wider as the wind grows into a screaming wail

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Re-drew my old design for Kuplii-25, enjoy your trinkets!

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It's 2025 we need to stop calling ourselves trash/garbage EVEN JOKINGLY, YOUR BRAIN STILL BELIEVES IT, IT DOESNT UNDERSTAND NUANCE

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good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something

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This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride

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hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

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Remember that shaming people into doing things has rarely if ever worked

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Can we make saying everyfurby a thing like saying every pony PLEASE it would be so funny

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I think newspapers wouldn't be fucking dying if THE LOCAL PAPER WOULD LET ME PAY TO DIGITALLY READ IT ONLINE

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There should be a public service option where if you’re a very friendly and kind elderly person who visits the same store so often everyone knows your name and chats with you then when you pass away it gets put on the radio or something so I can go to your funeral instead of just realizing after a week that you’ve vanished forever

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside