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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

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Commenting on a fantastic fanfic but being so overwhelmed by its beauty that all you can say is

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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2 step guide to having a beach body!

1) Have a body.

2) Take it to the beach!

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Just a reminder for friends who post on ao3: if your tumblr is just about the fandom/not personal and you want to share it, put it on your ao3 profile. We readers love having a way to catch you and see what you're up to.

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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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“We’re in a fanfic drought” Tell the writers you like their work.

“All Tumblr ever does is write oneshots now” Tell the writers that you’d love to see them write longer things.

“Nobody updates their fics anymore” Tell the writers you love the fic and want to see more of it.

Tell the writers.

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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‘We need more loud, unashamed queers’ yes but some of you can’t even seem to handle a bisexual woman liking men.

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upsides of listening to music:

music yay yay yay!!!!!! yaaaaay!!!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

downsides of listening to music

if you listen to the right song for the first time while in a certain headspace you will be changed forever as your soul shutters and warps and contorts into new forms never before seen

get an idea for an animatic you will never finish

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lowkey I kinda hate money. If you hate money too, send it to me. I can dispose of it properly

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