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Mary Oliver, from “Hum Hum”, A Thousand Mornings

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People always complain that they call a customer service number and then get left on hold.

What most folks won’t tell you is they just spent half an hour mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusing the powerless person trying their best to help them.

Often, it’s the customer’s own mistake that leads them to make the call.

Often, the customer interrupts before the rep can even finish speaking.

I’m just saying, as someone who works in customer service, if you go out of your way to berate, harass, belittle, and threaten me, yes, Karen/Ken, I’m going to leave you on hold until I either solve your problem or you hang up.

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You have to love those moments when one of your coworkers completley screws up and then you get to be the one who cleans up their mess.

Customer: “Why was I not told this weeks ago?!”

What do you even want me to say?

Um.......because so and so was an idiot?

Because someone was new and didn’t know?

Because someone had a rough day and got confused?

Please don’t ask people in the customer relations/service industries these dumb rhetorical questions.

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The council will decide your fate now 🐰✨

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you are my peach, you are my plum

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Imagine being a white man who makes safe pop music and saying “this usually doesn’t go to people like me” about an award that usually goes to white men who make safe pop music 💀

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reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

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The Sopranos〡S4E9

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hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

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People should dunk on food banks more for giving people expired or nearly expired food actually I'm done being nice abt that. You won't let homeless people dumpster dive behind a fucking McDonalds but you'll make someone show their ID so they can get 5 cans of spagettios that went bad in 1947 lmfao hell world

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i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-