pastaverman
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no cops at pride just Janelle Monáe and their bejeweled pasties


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the more i read about the changes to Lilo & Stitch, the more

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on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.
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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
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Everything costs me money and it's not even that good
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself
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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
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