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“Oh, I could never leave this forest. But I must know if I am the only unicorn left in the world.” The Last Unicorn dir. Jules Bass, Arthur Rankin Jr.

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even if amber heard is the “real abuser” and johnny depp is totally innocent or whatever i feel like making funcams or youtube videos titled “amber heard being a lying bitch for 17 minutes” or “johnny depp being a poor little meow meow for 10 minutes” to wii music is still freakish behavior. and maybe we shouldn’t be treating a domestic abuse case like it’s an episode of euphoria?

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How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

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all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

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Pixel Art by Chelsea Faust 

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some lovers…..a little preview of my tarot series that will be coming to my shop later this month >:)

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HI HI HI ANDY HIIIIIIII HELLLOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE

HIIIIII KLANCE DAY

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HELLOOO

hi low <3

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i miss aquariums so much im actually going to cry guys

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The last post Andy ever made was answering a pro pickle ask and then they went ghost

God obliterated them for being pro pickle 😔💔

Hi Andy how are you!!!

....and what makes you think god has such power over me?

jk jk im good, still over here eating pickles in case you were wondering :)

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Pickles are literally good! You can buy them in a jar, you and your friends can eat them outta the jar with a fork u pass around .. saves dishes cleaning time. Big pickles (bickles, if you will) can come in singular pouches you can take on the go! Pickles contain a variety of textures (take your time and enjoy the different textures?! Yes please.) Pickles are not an acquired taste, they’re a required taste. Anyone who lacks it shall perish

mel has spoken

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pickles are just LIKE cucumbers BUT SMALL and more disgusting AND SALTY AND YUCK

OK WE ARE DOING THIS NOW

pickles are delicious for many reasons and i shall list them here:

1. they are so crunchy omg biting into a pickle is the best thing ever

2. they come in so many flavors?? salty pickles sweet pickles ranch flavored pickles spicy pickles sour pickles the list goes on and on and on

3. you can eat pickles at any occasion, grilling burgers? slice yourself a pickle and put that sucker on top. having a fancy charcuterie board for a party? get some of those fancy mini fork things and serve baby pickles they fit right in. hungry for a snack and don't know what to eat? get one right out of the jar bada bing bada boom delicious.

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also relevant rn @bisociallyawkwardandchad @klance-day

I call this piece: pickle discourse

featuring: @bisociallyawkwardandchad and @pastelblues

and I call this piece: everytime klanceday makes a new tumblr account

featuring: @queerquintessence , klanceday and myself(and everyone else who likes klanceday but that's too many people to draw and this draw the squad thing only had three characters)

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i still stand by this

when they like pickles 🤢:

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The triplets all reunite ☺️

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Hey,! It's good to see you back! Hope you've been well :)

hi bagel!! good to see you too!!