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hello. can anyone hear me. hello

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dan and phil:

Embrace the joint name and have the courage to get hitched

(professionally)

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welcome back phan-tom of the opera the duet of all time ^_^

bonus:

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https://x.com/shuushiotsuki/status/1955999611690107311

inch resting

pov two youtubers you haven't watched in a decade are stalking you and getting their followers to find your personal instagram accounts

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the fact i woke up and checked the instagram and the @ has not budged. the fact they just had to fight for mcr tickets in the midst of this. wont somebody save poor dan and phil

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Guys we’re about to be fans of an influencer couple fr… this is so embarrassing

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so before the rebrand actually happens my prediction is still this: wedding themed rebrand about commiting to the bit as a duo (and making fun of us ofc)... Like the evil twin of back from the dead. I think they are evil enough for this

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two pretty best friends

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phil carrying every social situation <3 (1, 2)

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“that was me whenever I walked into a PE lesson ‘oh no my foot was broken’”

yeah I’m sure, mr. “I don’t have legs”

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you see a dog put another dog's head in it's mouth and say 'why is this so us coded' and you expect me to be normal

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fresh phlonde phil i cannot stop looking at u

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I knew that video reminded me of something …

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domestic savagery

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Dan and Phil's karaoke go-tos.

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“i asked chatgpt-” ok well i asked dan and phil and they didn’t really answer my question they just started talking about how their souls are intertwined and i’m still not sure if they meant it in a romantic way or not

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he's had enough!!!