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Me: I wanna keep looking at shitposts on tumblr but I also wanna be productive
friend: do pushups while you scroll
me:
friend:
me: genius.
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THIS GOES SO WELL WITH THE HALLOWISSA SONG OMY-
Spider-Man’s Groovy Moves
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AHSDGBAJBJ SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT BEFORE I OVERLOAD SJCBK
LANCE IS KEITH’S STABILITY
LANCE IS KEITH’S STABILITY
LANCE IS KEITH’S FUCKING STABILITY

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ithoughtthedogwaswearingawigforthirtywholesecondsthere

This makes me so happy
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HIHELLOIEXISTIAMATHINGHOWYADOIN
Hello, dear users of tumblr. I exist.
i also had a whole plan for this account but 'delicateglitterduck' came up in my suggested usernames and i had to click it hELP
Well. So I'll be blogging about my life experiences and random shit (mostly random shit because im a random shit person ok)
but my life experiences are mostly comprised of oH MY GOD PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT KICKASS DUCK OMIGOD I SHOULD TRY PUT MY SUNGLASSES ON IT IT STRAIGHT UP LIFTED THAT HEAVY-ASS ROCK
so ok follow me and stuff...now goodbyeeeeee
I don't have a sign off as you can see
*audible sigh*
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