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“normalize” “romanticize” “sexualize” im gonna “euthanize” you.

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before pride month ends ijust wanted to wish everyone with "contradictory" identities a lovely rest oftheir lives

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🦋 If you would like or need a hug right now, imagine your F/O scooping you into their arms and holding you tightly, they sway a bit and rub your back, gently pet your head, and squeeze just a little tighter. Your F/O is happy to hold you for as long as you want! 🦋

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You all ever stay up way beyond what you perceive as “acceptable” and then you’re too anxious about staying up late to settle and sleep? Which really leads to you staying up later and making the anxiety worse?

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Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

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attention‼️

keep drawing that thing even after someone shamed you for it‼️

keep enjoying that thing even after someone shamed you for it‼️

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Your F/Os will absolutely show up to your life events.

Every graduation, every ceremony, every performance, they'll be right there in the crowd, clapping the loudest for you!

They love you and they're so supportive of your achievements.

Your familial F/Os especially! They love and care about you so much and will drop everything in order to be there and celebrate you!

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Haven't figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing "makes you uncomfortable" please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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Me with Odlaw

having a crush on a character that sucks ass:

stolen from an anti

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Anytime you wonder, "Is my selfship too perfect?" No. No it's not. It's your selfship and it can be as perfect or as toxic as you want! Go nuts fellas

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Normalize having an unrealistic relationship with your f/o. Make it the most fairytale nonsense ever! Or don't. It's your selfship and you need to do what makes you happy. Your f/o and you have a relationship that is unique to you two. Embrace it!

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The feeding of the little unicorn (originally: Az egyszarvúcska etetése) 2025 Watercolour and ink on paper

I too want to pet the fluffy unicorn!

It's so much easier to make these types of paintings in the summer, when there is plenty of light to use the window as a lightbox. Of course windows are vertical, which is a significant drawback, but even so it's still more comfortable than my other solution: putting a lamp under a sheet of glass, balancing it on my knees, and trying not to make it shine into my eyes.

Besides, poppies are midsummer flowers.

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“erm anyone can draw whatever they want”

based

“unless its problematic”

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT