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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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one time I was watching a video by one of my favorite youtubers where he was playing a game called simtown, which I had never heard of and never seen before and was totally unfamiliar with, and he was going through the character creation setup and said the words "when I'm sad I say..."

and I activated like a sleeper agent and yelled THIS TIME I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT and I finally realized that this unknown game is actually the source of one of my favorite memes

thank u simtown for giving me this time I'm really gonna do it

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trying to buy a house is sick. it’s for sickos.

you see a house that looks cool online and it’s JUST in your price range and you have to perform a fiscal colonoscopy to get a lady to write a letter that says you have enough money that the bank will probably let you borrow more money at 6.9% interest, which you have to show to another lady so you’re allowed to look at any houses at all, and then you go to the house with lady 2 and there’s a literal stream of groundwater rushing through the basement IN THE TRENCH THE PRIOR OWNERS DUG TO DEAL WITH THEIR PESKY BASEMENT WATER PROBLEMS and all the floors are on 15 degree incline slopes and the stairs are all moments from collapse then lady 2 seriously stares at you expectantly like “is this great or what”

and then you look at like 15 more houses online and you’re like hey lady 2, can we look at these houses and she’s like “oh sorry, those have been on the market for 23 entire minutes, those are sold now actually”

and then you find another house that you actually want and you know other people want it bad enough that you offer 10k over what the seller’s asking for and somehow that is not enough

and then you find another house that hasn’t sold and you like it a lot but it needs work and the asking price is too high so you’re like hey how about like 5k less than asking so i can like use that money to cool this house during the summer somehow and they say no so then you’re like okay cool how about the exact amount you are literally asking for and they’re like HMMMMMMMM LET ME MULL THIS OVER LET ME FIGURE OUT IF THE PRICE THAT I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR TO BUY THIS HOUSE IS A FAIR PRICE

This is a pervert’s game. I’m not cut out for this.

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We’re gonna getcha

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THE GOOD PLACE (2016–2020) S02E10 | Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent

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Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin

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Gregor Samsa

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

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oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

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by 中曾根@Uehara_2104_

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.

Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.

Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)

Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet

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when you see a boy you pick it up and put it in your inventory

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the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

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One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs