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(standing next to roman building an aqueduct) put a lid on that.. stick it underground. oh - and make it out of pvc. you'll thank me later

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most obvious example of something creepy + wet is not any kind of Creature or Monster it is in fact . vegetable you forgot about in the fridge

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The cheese grater is hungry for the fingers of beautiful young women

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smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

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almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

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"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.

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does anyone have the horrible photoshop recreation of Florida with the half rainy sky and the Publix and the muscovy duck crossing the construction zone please I'm begging

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DJ Morrow (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].

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What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal

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It’s a tony soprano summer

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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what i'm getting recommended

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