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CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW ON POINT EVERYONE IS HANDLING THIS CASE.

THIS. THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD BE LIKE ALWAYS

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Me: *wants attention from someone*

Me: *doesn't ask for attention but expects them to give it to me anyways*

Me: *entire day is ruined bc I didn't get attention*

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I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair

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This is the cutest and most corny app for long-distance couples

Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.

Okay, so you have this icon

Not all that impressive, but still cute nonetheless.

Then you open it up, get yourself and your adorable-as-fuck significant other registered with an email and password. You get “paired” and have this little facebook chat sort of thing that only the two of you are able to see.

Oh, hey, and what’s this little thing?

Yeah. There’s this button you can press to gently tell your S.O. that they’re on your mind without having to say much more. How fucking cute is that?

Alright, so you’ve got a wall you two can share. Now there are other little features too such as a place you can draw on the same screen damn near to real-time.

And then you can take that shitty little drawing you created together and post it up on that wall so neither of you will forget how crappy phone screens are to draw with, but damn if that isn’t cute.

Lastly, you have the thumb kiss. Now this feature is unique because no matter where you are in the world, you can use this app and know that you’re both doing the same stupid thing and giggling like an idiot all the while. With a thumb kiss, you press your finger to the screen and your S.O.’s will show up once they do the same.

Then once they get close and/or touching, the screen changes a little

And after a second of touching, the screen turns red and vibrates to signify your “kiss.”

And if that’s not the cutest shit that a dumb little app on your probably-a-piece-of-crap-phone can offer, then you need to get out of my face and go try this app because it’s totally free and will have you smiling for a week.

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taylorswift I hope you see this but we’ve been together for 4 months, he just texted me and told me he was done with me. Gave me no reason and kept trying to get me to do irrational things to get him back. Now he’s calling me names and I just feel crumbled. I don’t know what to do

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this is the cutest coincidence ive ever come across

in my entire tumblr career

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When I was a kid I believed that Chalk Zone was a real place so I liked to draw and erase things that I thought would be cool or useful for the people who lived there. I drew a lot of food and tools and beds and everyday stuff like that because I didn’t think people drew them very often and I wanted to make sure they had them. One time I even got all my friends together to draw an amusement park on the whole chalkboard during indoor recess. 

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Hey, if you still miss your pet that is okay. I don’t care if it is years later and you still cry because they were not there this morning to greet you in that one of a kind way they did. It isn’t trivial, it isn’t stupid, and you are not weak.

It is okay that you still miss them.

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Me: I don’t judge people on petty things like appearance. As long as we are true to ourselves, there’s no need for negativity :)

*sees a guy with a fedora and a girl with anime fox ears walking around campus*

Me: @ God why do you try me like this

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teacher: *asks question* me: *furrows brow and pretends to be in deep thought until someone else answers*

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Funfact

Lisa Frank, the woman who designs this shit: 

Is my neighbor, and a stone cold bitch. 

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Most days my demons are silent, but when they talk, oh, God, how they scream.

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