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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character
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do you ever like a character so much that just looking at pictures of them is a bit embarrassing.
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
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I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)


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the saying you cant miss what you never had is so insane to me.... like um actually i am always missing what i never had. theres so much missing... i miss everything
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i try to be chill but my brain writes essays about everything
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You ever open up to someone and feel gross afterwards and weak?
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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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I hope a webp image feels the equivalent of human pain when I convert it to a png image
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