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gator chatter

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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Cupid except he has a gun now.

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A distinguished gentleman

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G O R I L L Λ Z finally after like 3 months this set is done that wasn’t even intended to be a set in the beginning when i just drew noodle, but i enjoy this aesthetic too much 

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i’ve wanted to edit this cherry coke sign for so long lmao

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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He’s so cool

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Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

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saying “i wouldn’t be a good parent” is a morally neutral statement and i’m sick of whenever i say it people replying “noo no you’d be a GREAT mother i know you would!!!” like… no! being a good parent requires a certain set of skills and traits and i know that i don’t have them and that’s a good thing!!! i think people should figure out if they would be good parents BEFORE having kids and maybe we’d have less shitty parents in the world! fuck!

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Do not disturb

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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.