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if the means to do so existed in Gath Olethra would've written reader insert fanfic where you're part of the crew of the Zephyr and Maxwell would have read a LOT of it. Like specifically hers. They meet as adults and talk about their embarrassing childhood habits haha and oh my god I followed you on wattpad. (Honestly she might have still written it she just couldn't have anonymously posted it for everyone to see y'know)

A good thirty percent of it would've been Marya x Reader because. Well. You understand. Maxwell did not read those but he did definitely like reader insert fics where you beat Van in a spar and she tells you how strong and awesome you are

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Like a new friend!

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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

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tumblr is so funny it’s just scrapbooking for your hyperfixations. like yeah here’s a gifset that’s here for no reason other than the fact that I think it’s Pretty. here’s hugh dancy for the same reason. here’s me rambling about the thing that’s been itching my brain for months. here’s me giggling in the corner. here’s unadulterated mental illness

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This theory has only been furthered by the latest ep. Max and Van going shopping for cool but unnecessary things to put on a vehicle and then hauling it home regardless of how big it is??? You might as well have taken a video of my father and his sons

Mean aunt this repressed nephew that. Have we considered that Van is Maxwell’s Butch Dad™️

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Evacuation

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Shoutout to Maxwell Gotch who heard the suggestion that he pursue a romantic relationship with Freyja and immediately shot it down with "it's completely inappropriate" we love a CEO who knows not to have relations with his employees

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Everyone knows that there are two ways to get into media these days:

1. A tumblr mutuals indoctrination

2. Blorbo from my other shows was there

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Nothing but respect for our freedom fighters

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what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

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My husband (has cancer) is a frequent customer of a local family-run pharmacy. It’s much more personal and welcoming there than at a chain pharmacy — they recognize us and I feel very comfortable asking them questions about medications (husband currently has a lot).

Anyway this week my husband’s prior authorization for a medication was delayed and he decided he would pay the out-of-pocket cost rather than wait a couple days for medicine he needs to go to work. It was a $100 prescription so this was tough but not earth-shattering.

Anyway; the lead pharmacist noticed that he was being charged for his normally-insured medication, asked him about it, and took 50% off as a gift. He said every year at Christmas they have staff and community contribute to a fund to help people pay for medications, and whenever a usual customer is facing an unexpected charge, they can cover some of the cost.

Reminder to support your local businesses, build your local community!

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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Mean aunt this repressed nephew that. Have we considered that Van is Maxwell’s Butch Dad™️

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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Being 22 is weird as fuck. Someone 5 years younger than me is effectively 3 sniffs old + just born. Someone 5 years older than me can have a PhD. I know someone my age who recently realised that by buying a bed they can sleep on something more comfortable than the floor but other people my age have kids. there are people younger than me becoming world-famous musicians and athletes. what the fuck is going on

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i love you butch trans women dont let anyone tell you being feminine is the only way to pass. i'm going to walk into the ocean now okay. remember my message.

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op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad