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u may find urself in a fandom fighting a lot and u may find urself in a war you do not wish to fight anymore

And u may find urself deciding it’s finally time to lay ur weapons down

and you may find urself in a beautiful house (funny drama now) with a beautiful (whore) wife (dream)! And u may ask urself? well.. HOW DID I GET HERE

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bring back recess like i really think people’s communication skills and ability to navigate social situations would be well improved if they had mandated time outside

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i think dream should rewrite trust issues

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HOW EVERY PROBLEM IN LIFE CAN BE AVOIDED:

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the frat house aus were true all along

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i'll post my serious thoughts tomorrow but now i just need that post about wanting to be the dransion pet fly

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hi can you remind me your main? :) unless you would be cutting all ties to the fandom

@mustikkataulu ! unless things go absolutely ballistic i doubt i'll unfollow people or deactivate this account even if i leave this fandom . currently i am observing with great interest how grown adults are completely inable to interact with each other

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okay i came back from my tumblr hiatus (took me incredible strength to stay offline for literally two days). lots of thought i'll share later etc HOWEVER i will say that this fandom is the messiest fucking thing i've ever experienced.

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i've been drifting away for a long time and i think this is the time to say goodbye. i hope both shelby and caiti coming forward with their stories will change things for good. if you want you can follow me on my main, i doubt i'll be here anymore. love and strength to all of you here and to both shelby and caiti ❤️

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Devastating ♥️

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this is the most ridiculous, most pink thing I've ever (and probably will ever) drawn... @carpedzem thank you for making this a DTIYS, I had a A TON of fun with this one!!

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hannah spawning in and immediately getting five kills and single handedly winning the second round of the finale for her team

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😗✌🏻!

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crying im seeing tweets of people saying they can't possibly watch the server without the eggs like they dont even give a shit about the creators i cant breathe like how is this real

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if dream wanted to launch the minecraft revival on his channel this weekend im just saying it'd be really really really breathtaking

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SLEEPY DREAM MINECRAFTTDTDHDHDHDH

I walked into that server, you know the one—you know the one, I walked into that server, and I said, oh, this place is a mess, no profits, money down the drain, and I said, I could do better. I could do better! I’d run the server like a business, I said, not like socialist Sleepy Dream. He’s losing money left and right, I said, giving money away, just giving it away. He’s giving money to people who don’t deserve it, to the lazy admins, to the socialists, to the gays. Gay people are my friends, many gay people who love me, many good gay people want to see this server thrive. But Sleepy Dream, he’s giving money to the bad ones. Very bad, not good at all. So I said I would come and make changes, many changes, good changes, to drain the swamp biome for good. We’ll get them out, and make a new server, a big server, a beautiful server. Very big, very beautiful. We’ll run them out and run that server like a business, make money, lots of money, more money than the Crooked Dream Team could ever imagine. And we will MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!