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I go to work and there's yay bribery accusations???

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confession i have never eaten ramen in my life and it looks so good but i am now scared. can someone reccomend a really good and flavourful recipie/ideas? Im not great with spice, but more complicated the better as i prefer putting in work for cooking

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fun fact i wanted to be an architect for ages but then i realised i was only interested in building my own house and not anyone elses

wish i was a billionaire so i could design my own home to the exact specification to how i want it its like a drug to me imagining being able to do that

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wish i was a billionaire so i could design my own home to the exact specification to how i want it its like a drug to me imagining being able to do that

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sapnap [reading chat]: "okay but sapnap should i fight someone?" never fight them physically. you know what's more powerful than these? a pen. a pen. a pen is more powerful. always use your words. call 'em a pussy ass bitch. but don't use your fists. unless they talk about your mama crazy. then? then it's fist time.

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baby said when you're talking i go dead

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SAPNAP posted a sub tweet!

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cate do you want to hear about my brothers foot fungus

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drama in vctweet the rpf discussion is happeng again who cares if people want zellsis and zekken to kiss not me idgaf fnatic are loosing

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its just humiliating i need my team to win im like a 8 year old loosing in monopoly i just want to tip the board @.fnatic WAKE UP

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dont care about mcc in any way now but i maintain my position that benex deserved so much better

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going to suibait live in front of fnatic hq in london

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sam has been working on a project with "some peeps" and has been doing a ton of programming... and he's so excited and thinks it's gonna be a huge thing

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fnc are playing I can't watch in work..... no spoilers bu god I hope they win

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wait what who is inviting season 2 members 😭

sapnap with punz and cate in chat and a silly indecipherable joke from me

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oh why not invite idk fawking purpled now if every season 2 character is going to be invited back

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passive aggressively buying toilet paper and hiding it in my room, only taking it out for my own use, as I'm so fed up of now one else buying it