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Rose as a weapon

I bet this is what he meant when he said to use Rose to grind Miranda into paste.

I’d disagree to that plan too.

Old art btw

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this "negative" review of guillermo del toro's upcoming frankenstein movie is everything to me

"The Mexican director has chosen to emphasise the romanticism at the expense of the horror. Elordi plays the creature as a misunderstood, James Dean-like outsider with Oedipal issues rather than as an agent of evil and chaos. Even if his face and torso are latticed with suitably grotesque scars, staples and stitches, he is not only the most sympathetic character in the movie but the best-looking one too. It’s left to Oscar Isaac to provide the real villainy as the brilliant but egomaniacal scientist, Victor Frankenstein..."

HELLO YES IT'S ME, MARY SHELLEY CALLING, JUST WANTED TO ASK IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN A GUILLERMO DEL TORO MOVIE OR... I DON'T KNOW... READ MY BOOK?

"The film lurches between scenes of lush romantic melodrama and moments of Grand Guignol bloodletting."

*bangs fists on table* SIGN! ME! THE! FUCK! UP!

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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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"australian wildlife is so scary!"

Say fucking sorry to him right now or I'll fucking lose it

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my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

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Happiness is a fuzzy friend

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16 bunnies

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Let me tell you guys something right now, if your weird obsessive behavior towards someone lasts ten years, a full fucking decade, that’s gay. That is gay. That is homoerotic. Why are you still obsessed with bro after ten years.

Darth maul…fucking gay. I don’t even ship Obi x Maul but searching some bitch out all the time to the ends of the galaxy…you’re gay

Darth Fucking Vader…gayest of the gay. Bruh was living and breathing Obi-Wan Kenobi. Even Palps was like “uuuuuhhhhhhhhh, what’s going on over here buddy” bro was only ever thinking about Kenobi. The Rebellion? Nah fuck them bitches, I want Kenobi. That is homoerotic bro, why are you in the bacta tank thinking about him, you have a job bro. Go do your job buddy.

Fucking English cigarettes, I swear to the Lord and all that is holy. I swear on Luke fucking Skywalker’s lightsaber that shit is fucking gay.

I don’t care if that bitch mutilated you, Dooku cut off Anakin’s arm and he was still out there being relatively normal. Why the hell are you lusting after Obi in the bacta tank. Good God my man.

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That seems very generous until you remember there’s no money in the future

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Please look at these babies!

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karl as the funny horse girl bc haha horse motifs

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Chillin’ on the Bridge

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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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