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my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

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🥤🥤 soda pop 🥤🥤

trying to make this somewhat on beat was my living hell- HASBDHASBD but i love the bird

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Happy summer everypony

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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Huge fan of this thing

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NEED BIG PAWS. BIG BAPPERS. WITH THEM BIG OL' CLAWS. BIG PAWS TO LEAP AND FROLIC. LOOK AT THEM PEETS.

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KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025), dir Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans

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smea cmreaturem

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international lesbian day!!!

she keep me worm

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Adolf von Becker (1831 - 1909) - The Cat on the Pillow. Oil on canvas.

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Dismissing my maids for the day so my lovely knight is the only one available to do up my corset ties, feeling her rough fingers barely brush my skin and she tries in vain to avoid touching me. Turning and kissing her cheek in thanks once I'm dressed, knowing the memory of my lips will haunt her all day while she tries to focus on her duties. 🫦

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The armor stays on during sex because it takes like five people to help me take it off and put it back on again and I’d rather not call them at this hour

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My worm #myworm

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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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Let's bother mama

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all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?