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Kat: "Hey, Patchy. Do you have any cookbooks that are in my native language? I really want to make food for Raven at my house so she can stop causing a ruckus at every food store and stand that she goes to."

“I don’t keep many cook books, but if you go down the left aisle and check the shelf third from the bottom you should find something of use. It’s not a wide selection, only a few hundred books, but hopefully something works for you.”

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Buffet RP Starters:

* Is this really all you can eat!?

* Hey! Save some for me!

* You can’t have a buffet without (Specify food).

* They’ve opened up the dessert section!

* God this is so expensive!

* Man for all this and the quality it’s so cheap!

* Ugh it’s all cold!

* SPICY. TOO. SPICY. WATER!

* Of course all I’m going to eat is cake, and nothings gonna stop me.

* I…Don’t think I can finish all this…

* Hey, take it easy they ain’t gonna run out of food! Ya gonna make ya self sick eating like that!

* You overdid it again didn’t you? 

* The bill came to WHAT!?

* (Sheepishly slides the bill over) Don’t suppose…You can help me out a little?…Yes by a little I mean all of it.

* This is disgusting! Let’s go somewhere else!

* This place has a far bigger selection than to where we went to last time!

* I don’t know what to choose first!

* Dude, that looks like a food model of MT Everest-You really gonna eat all that?!

* (Looks down at big pile of food on plate.) I have no regrets.

* I think I’m gonna be sick.

* You’re…Starting to look a little green…And I don’t think it’s the salad leaf stuck to your face.

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is Patchy planning on going to Reimu's New Year party?

“Of course. It’s practically a tradition at this point, it’d be ridiculous if I didn’t.”

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did the sisters celebrate Christmas Patchy?

“They did, and in great excess. Sakuya and I have spent the time since then repairing the door frames to make the wide enough for them.”

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I like my ancient magical tomes like I like my women.

Big.

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“Pardon me, but I was in the middle of reading. Unless you need to browse the library, ask me questions, or are a noteworthy mage that I may learn something from, please take your leave.”

“You would not want the mistress or the maid to be the one to take you away, believe me.”

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My muse is now in an RPG and their fate is in your hands! Send me an ask to progress the story:

✚ Quest!: Give my muse an objective to complete

⚠ Encounter!:  Send a monster or a threat my muse has to face and I’ll tell you how well (or how badly) they handled it

★ Loot!: Reward my muse with bonus experience points or items

❤ Party!: Name a character and ill decide if they should join my muse’s party

✼ Adventure!: Send me an adventure you want our muses to go on

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has Patchy ever had to implement any spells to insure Flandre doesn't escape the mansion and goes on a rampage?

It’s a very simple spell.

Called ringing a bell.

Using Pavlovian conditioning to let Flandre know that a bell equals a cake slice is more helpful than anything else.

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soft patchy

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my girl patchouli !!

I tried a somewhat different coloring style and I like it a lot

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Patchouli

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30. What kind of soaps/shampoos/lotion scents do you use? Which ones do you not like?

“I typically bathe with lavender and vanilla scent mixes, with as many bubbles and suds as possible so that I can lose myself in them. I prefer soaps that have soft and gentle scents, anything more overpowering than that tends to bother my nose.”

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does Patchy's asthma still bother her?

“A tad. It hasn’t gotten much worse, but it’s still a handful harder to walk than before.”

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50. Free space. Add your own question. how often does Patchy get belly rubs?

“I’m not a fan. I’d rather just tend to my own stomach and leave someone to either just watch, or feed me instead.”

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50. Free space. Add your own question. how loud can Patchy belch?

“Urp...”

Very quietly.

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18. What your favorite color? Foods? Weathers/Seasons?

“If it weren’t obvious, I have a preference for purple. As for my favorite food, I prefer marshmallow dishes. My favorite season is winter, because then people don’t bother me to try and go outside.”