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[patertemporis]

   "Why not? Rousing discussion about creating universes over warm tea, maybe? Come on, you're not going to kick me out already are you? It's cold outside. I also brought cookies. Don't ask how I got them."

   ”If you’re here to ask me if I wish to discuss our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ, the answer is no. I’d appreciate it greatly if you moved on to the next house, if that’s the case.”

[patertemporis]

[patertemporis]

   "Well, yeah. More prominent anyway. Okay, okay, I'm done. What's going on? Create any universes lately?"

   ”More.. Cheekbones?”

[patertemporis]

   "Y'know, I remember you looking different. More cheek bones, yeah? I mean, it's not that big a deal. Just sayin'. Don't kill me. I'm kinda' needed around here these days. I'm shutting up now. What's up?"

[patertemporis]

    No, not really. They're decreasing the intelligence of everyone with whom they interact and creating a culture that, given the way I see things, is probably going to end up destroying the world. If I recall correctly, you don't take too well to people annoying you either, Mr. Holmes.

Seems rather much, don’t you agree? What did these people, as you so aptly put, do to deserve such a thing?

[patertemporis]

Oi vey. I'd really like to transport several of these people back to Victorian England. If I recall, they still used the iron maiden then. Better than decreasing the IQ of everybody in a twenty mile radius.

[patertemporis]

   "I thought you had a time machine. Or maybe some sturdier glasses."

    Yet, it’s still broken.

[patertemporis]

    "S'a pretty sour mood for you t'be in so late in the evening."

Abby is not in the mood for PaterTemporis;

[patertemporis]

   "Not quite the worst thing I've ever seen."

      Damn.

  I think I broke it

          … —- again. 

[patertemporis]

I RESPONDED 2 ONE OF YOUR OPENS AND THEN I JUST??? I IDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU BY ASKING ABOUT AND ALSEKJAST

are we doing the thing?? ok well i follow you because you're fkn awesome okay i mean i may be admiring from afar atm but still

i’m nO T CRYinG iT’S RAINING on mY FACE DON’T ADMIRE FROm AFAR COMe tO MY BoSOM

[patertemporis]

   "I'm fine with controlling things by myself, mate. Thanks though. May want to be a bit less forceful, if I'm speaking truthfully."

          “If you don’t get the fuck in my TARDIS I’ll shove this pencil in a place pencils were never meant to go.”

[patertemporis]

   "Yeah, I'm sure you don't. You got a nice smile."

"I have no idea what look you’re talking about."

[patertemporis]

   "That one. The one you're doing right now. That's not fair."

"What look?"

[patertemporis]

   "Don't give me that look."

"Sure.  The wind.”

[patertemporis]

   "Maybe it was someone else. Like the wind."

             ”Then explain what was touching my ass.”

[patertemporis]

    "Dunno' why you're looking at me. I'm all the way over here. That's profiling, man."

                      “          Get your hand off my ass.  Now.”

[patertemporis]

  "I would ask you to leave, but I really don't think that'd do much anyway, so just try not to knock anything over. Seriously. Oh, and if you happen to find a rabbit running around, it isn't mine."