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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.
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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
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Large chunks of the US (basically everywhere but the PNW) are going to see a heatwave soon! Please make sure you
-limit time spent outside, if possible
-are stocked up on water and ice
-keep your blinds down and curtains drawn
-have fans going
-keep an eye on your pets and make sure they have ready access to water
-know the signs of heatstroke!
If anyone else has heatwave tips please feel free to share them :)
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Picture of a mallard couple… I was actually quite close but for some reason my phone camera makes things look significantly further away than they actually are??
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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...
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absolutely no one:
Straight Men on dating apps:

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missouri might be the worst state like actually
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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.
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