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@goryh0le is that all part of the Siatris Pride Initiative?

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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

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In honor of Munday, here is your chance to ask the mun anything you’ve been wondering!! 

Come in the ask box on anon or not, ask about our lives, our writing, our pets or children or significant others! our habits or anything else you can think of!

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Tell me which Pokemon reminds you of my muse!

Can be looks, personality, type, or simply one that you think my muse would have!

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New gift I received today. What you all think?

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You would be the CUTEST italian greyhound

do you feel like an especially pathetic italian greyhound

Someone said I would be one if I was a dog, but they look like rats =/

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If my muse was a dog, what kind of dog would they be?

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Why wouldn't I be able to find them? I arrest half and rub shoulders with the rest

If you worked for the company you'd know some of them too

Hey @virchowmethod I'm gonna hook you up with someone what combination of primary and secondary sexual characteristics do you like

Do you want a girl with a little bit extra or a guy with a little bit less or do you wanna keep everything the same

Also you aren't like religious or anything are you because one of these girls will suck out your SOUL and I only mean that with a little bit of hyperbole

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'Prepared to exorcise,' the wiry woman replied, poking her head around the corner. 'Not prepared for outright murder. Now I've gotta fill out more paperwork and figure out how to explain--' she paused, looking down at the bowl the grad student had been eating out of.

Busan wasn't picky about guns: the glock she had been issued rattled and clicked in her hand, clearly having seen better days, and she flicked a switch on the back before swapping the standard magazine for a 30-round stick that made her gun look like a gamma from Audrey's position. An Orthodox cross at its midpoint indicated "for use on demons."

Busan cut her eyes from the bowl to the body on the floor, the holes in the wall, and the window. 'Fooouur shots...?' And back to the bowl. 'Yeah that'll probably be fine. Bowl looks middle-eastern, probably from the Levant...' she moved into the room, tails twisted around a single one to make herself look less threatening, even as she covered the window briefly. The "c'mon" got her attention again. '... yeah we should get moving. Predoctor Fullaholes probably won't get back up. You remember what to say to it once we corner it, right?'

"And how can you explain this?" -- @pathologically-mythomaniacal

"You said come prepared," snapped Audrey, holstering her magnum and toeing aside a grad student that would never have to worry about a research deadline ever again. Four large bullet holes perforated the wall behind him while a breeze through the broken window gently shuffled the papers that had scattered around him. On the heavy desk sat a clay bowl covered in a spiral of ancient letters. Microwave Mac n cheese was still congealing on the edges and it almost completely obscured a strange figure drawn in the center.

"Don't get your thong in a twist, it's fast but I winged it. C'mon."

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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So give them blood, blood, blood. Grab a glass because there’s going to be a flood!

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Back in the day, we had Bush, Gore, and no Jobs. Now we have Jobs, no Bush, and no Gore. Makes you sad to think.

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MY EXPERIENCE IN THE ROLEPLAYING COMMUNITY * send me a symbol and i'll tell you...

❤️ my first roleplay memory

🍪 my favorite roleplay memory

🌵 my worst roleplay memory

🎁 what platform i started roleplaying on

☎️ my first character i ever roleplayed

🚕 my most embarrassing roleplay moment

🎭 a blog i miss writing with

🏆 how long i've been roleplaying for

🎾 what type of genre of roleplay i prefer to write

🍷 a character i want to write but never made a blog for

🔥 my hot take about the roleplaying community

⭐️ my roleplay pet peeves

🌸 the blog/s that most inspires me

🍄 my favorite original character blog

🐠 why i love (or hate) this hobby

🦄 the best thing that's happened to me in roleplay this year

🦁 my favorite ships

🎹 the worst roleplay trend i ever saw

🚙 the one thing i will never do in roleplay

🛳 my opinions on DNI lists

⛱ my opinions on anon hate

🏛 my opinions on softblocking

🖨 my opinions on callouts

🔑 my favorite type of threads

📫 my favorite type of ships

🖼 my favorite types of characters

📒 three blogs i couldn't live without

🛍 the one thing i wish all of my followers knew about me

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Hey @virchowmethod I'm gonna hook you up with someone what combination of primary and secondary sexual characteristics do you like

Do you want a girl with a little bit extra or a guy with a little bit less or do you wanna keep everything the same

Also you aren't like religious or anything are you because one of these girls will suck out your SOUL and I only mean that with a little bit of hyperbole

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I don't think they have many wolves left in Europe

Sure I can ask a different question

Do you use tongue when you kiss or do you kiss people when you meet them like those wolves in Yellowstone

I thought that was more of a European thing.

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lemme grind my pussy on this stalagmite real quick lol