pathologicallypedantic
pathologicallypedantic
Project EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE
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You just hit my trapdoor function | 30 something gay dude | nerd, hacker extraordinaire | posts here are the official views of the National Security Agency, if they were cool
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pathologicallypedantic · 2 hours ago
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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away
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pathologicallypedantic · 6 hours ago
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pathologicallypedantic · 8 hours ago
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@willgrahamscock
me watching Hannibal transform a corpse into an anatomical heart after killing him: awww my baby he so sad so heartbroken so lonely poor babyyy
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pathologicallypedantic · 8 hours ago
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pathologicallypedantic · 18 hours ago
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Mark Hamill & LeVar Burton being awesome together.
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pathologicallypedantic · 20 hours ago
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Very bad but slightly funny idea: a camera which runs an ai gender detection algorithm on any photos you take, and if it detects it's a male selfie, preemptively adds a "before" caption
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pathologicallypedantic · 20 hours ago
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Snakes
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pathologicallypedantic · 20 hours ago
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pathologicallypedantic · 20 hours ago
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pathologicallypedantic · 24 hours ago
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The only way I know how to cook is by pressing the microwave :30 button two or three times
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pathologicallypedantic · 24 hours ago
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Getting a print version of the Onion is a decision I'll never regret
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Every one of the 12 "ads" in this version is insulting Musk
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pathologicallypedantic · 24 hours ago
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pathologicallypedantic · 24 hours ago
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In case you guys were wondering what my Instagram reels looks like. I almost typed “my auto parts” btw
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pathologicallypedantic · 1 day ago
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Fuck it, Lore Accurate Ganondorf Battle by Udge Gif time
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