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sillies

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*puts a disk in u*

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?

your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?

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Tenner

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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the summoning

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ONION RING!!!

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Discord servers are outside of my natural habitat so I'm never sure of what to do when I'm in one

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happy pride to him

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on twitter in 2022 i said “fandom likes to baby white villains and excuse their behavior, like with kylo ren and snape and izzy hands” and i got torn to absolute shreds even though i wasnt saying anything new and now people are coming out of a black-ass vampire movie doting on the white villain

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kinda insane how common and accepted it is for yanks to just casually mention wanting to join the military. yeah I wanted to kill people because of a videogame. I wanted to kill real human beings because I thought it'd be fun. I would kill human beings who Aren't Real because they aren't American (Real). and you just have to fucking deal with it! especially being arab diaspora like jesus christ it feels like a genuine threat at some points. I wanted to kill people like you. I killed people like you and feel good enough to say it. I think anyone who's ever even thought about joining the US military should kill themselves

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*puts a disk in u*