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Patrick Skirtman

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You deserve it!!

Gl on finals!

"my child is fine' your child has watched fight club seven times, Marsha.

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These are old screenshots but why was Patrick so cray cray

Caí chats part 11

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AP headcanons!

thanks for the ask !! took a while to compile any headcanons since i usually just post them as they come, but here are some lmao:

• McDermott is the most ANNOYING person to have dinner with (basically canon), he would try to steal a sip from every single person's drink, and Patrick has to swat McDermott's hand away from his drink every three minutes

• Courtney is the one person Evelyn allows to smoke (She thinks courtney looks cool). even so, courtney usually tries not to smoke infront of her to avoid evelyn getting fussy

• Jean has to go out and buy a new 12 pack Crayola set every other week (Patrick keeps eating them)

• Patrick often locks Sean up in like their toolshed growing up (thats why sean is like. That)

• Van Patten whistles ALOT. Price HAAATES it!!

• Paul Owen chews on his montblanc ballpoint pens during meetings and it drives patrick insane ( <- guy who eats crayons biweekly)

• McDermott is the type of guy to fucking grunt everytime he stands up

• sometimes Patrick will shuffle very closely to someone and try to lean in and smell them (??!!$) just to figure out what cologne theyre wearing. (he thinks hes discreet but everyone is weirded tf by him )

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patrick batecat. again

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pew pew pew

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gotta return some videotapes

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Go..work or something, quit bothering me.

Vergil as Patrick Bateman?!?

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I don't want to know.

Vergil as Patrick Bateman?!?

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its so funny how much of a HATER tim price was. yall dont even KNOWW he was playing professional level hating !!started hating on like 4 diff things at the same time in the first chapter dawg. he plays his walkman loudly and doesnt talk to anyone when they decided to go to a restaurant he didnt like. he threw away the napkin that van patten wrote the question he was working on for hours on.

I think tim is the only person bateman can tolerate listening to because he HATES on things (even if its pointless superficial things) with PASSION... like atleast when tim starts talking about how much he hates homeless people theres emotion

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*throws a wild cannibal at you*

*he flinched away*

Eugh...keep that away from me...

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alone in a bar

(quick sketch of Pat)

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Ty!

1. Shower scene - ice nine kills

2. Aishite ashite ashite -Ado

3. Harness your hopes - concrete

4. People eater - soddiken

5. Living dead girl - rob zombie

@one-armed-lass @girl-stuck-in-the-delusion

hii! when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨ /nf !! :3

Cool

shadow - Livingston

my stupid heart - walk off the earth

Familiar- steven universe songs

Bright side - arrested youth

American idiot- green day

@disaster-aroace @cerealman @lenores-2nd-wife @duke-is-the-shit @your-decadent-madam @eulalie-official @trash-waves @random-night2 @blackvelvetcorvid @lenorethesauce

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I'm not friend-shaped.

((I genuinely-))

*he just stared, unimpressed*

Stop...that...

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((I genuinely-))

*he just stared, unimpressed*

Stop...that...

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

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Patrick Bateman

Second biggest kin ;-;