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Reyna in her bathroom: ON THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I WANNA RIDEEEE

Nico: *walks in*

Nico:

Reyna:

Nico:

Nico: IM ADDICTED TO YOU

Nico and Reyna: DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIC

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Reyna in her bathroom: ON THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I WANNA RIDEEEE Nico: *walks in* Nico: Reyna: Nico: Nico: IM ADDICTED TO YOU Nico and Reyna: DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIC

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Nico: *runs a bath* ahh I can’t wait to getting in this lovely warm bath

Panel in the bath: *opens to reveal Percy*

Percy: AHA! YOU SAID WATER WASN'T YOUR TYPE!

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Hazel: *talking with magnus and sadie*

Sadie: So! Who are you two dating?

Hazel and Magnus: *Looks over at the ‘dogs’ they’re walking

Hazel and magnus: ...

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Hazel: *talking with magnus and sadie*

Sadie: So! Who are you two dating?

Hazel and Magnus: *Looks over at the ‘dogs’ they’re walking*

Hazel and magnus: ...

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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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Centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. Discuss.

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Once a girl I liked convinced me to kill a guy, so I did. Then, I felt a little bit guilty for about half an hour, but soon I forgot about it, and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple hours. I was just going about my business, walking my dog, etc, when a police man cornered me.

“Why are you holding a bloody knife?” He asked me. I told him that I was looking after it for my cousin who is a butcher. He eyed me suspiciously then said:

“You’re under arrest!” He handcuffed me, and was ready to take me away until I said:

“No I’m not! Watch this!”

And then I woke up.

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OMFG I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHH

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

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*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

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That quirky moment when...

You give the person you’ve hated since forever something that can ruin your life, then get into an argument about it, give her permission to share the something thinking she can’t possibly be that mean then she posts them in the group chat!!

Help me this isn’t a joke Esme Grace Heavey has just ruined my life

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How to get perfect skin

Find someone with flawless skin

Skin em

Wear them

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There is only one gender. It’s Nerf or nothing.

-Ikea