patrocles
patrocles
soft-baked melancholia
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patrocles · 2 days ago
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hockey fans are about to have a very uncomfortable realization about how little their fav blorobos care about victims or rape culture in their sport. the second the acquittal drops its gonna be okay to publicly befriend those evil pieces of shit again
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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i think the proverbial canary of the fascism coal mine was the rampant increase in HOAs
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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today is the verdict for the WJ Hockey Canada SA trial and i’m already sick to my stomach
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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this heat is making my tits itch entirely too much
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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gonna be real honest, the hughes being so chummy with the devil incarnate patrick kane has really tanked their stocks in my home
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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Anis Mojgani
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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average user vanz experience
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patrocles · 3 days ago
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i feel like if younger people hate being perceived so much they should stop filming strangers
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patrocles · 6 days ago
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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie
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patrocles · 7 days ago
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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously
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patrocles · 7 days ago
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patrocles · 7 days ago
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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