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hockey fans are about to have a very uncomfortable realization about how little their fav blorobos care about victims or rape culture in their sport. the second the acquittal drops its gonna be okay to publicly befriend those evil pieces of shit again

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i think the proverbial canary of the fascism coal mine was the rampant increase in HOAs

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today is the verdict for the WJ Hockey Canada SA trial and i’m already sick to my stomach

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this heat is making my tits itch entirely too much

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gonna be real honest, the hughes being so chummy with the devil incarnate patrick kane has really tanked their stocks in my home

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being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

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Anis Mojgani

( x. x. x. x. x. x. x. )

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i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself

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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

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average user vanz experience

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i feel like if younger people hate being perceived so much they should stop filming strangers

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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here