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patroclusdefencesquad · 13 hours ago
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oh and abby is there i guess but don't worry she'll leave soon we promise
rewatching season 1 of 911 bc why not and honestly i forgot how fucking funny it is. imagine rolling out the first episode of your brand new tv show and half the main characters are objectively terrible people and the other half will be by episode 2. imagine being like bear with us guys hold on a sec i know we went straight out the gate making the lead homophobic and another character going hey maybe you should get back in the closet but don't worry ok roll with it we'll redeem them all i promise. its so messy like no i know she's breaking the law as a police officer and i know he's a callous jerk with no regard for the safety of others and i know he's lying to his girlfriend and i know she's cheating on her wife and i know he inadvertently killed his entire family but like. bear with us ok hold on the sexy texan will save them all
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patroclusdefencesquad · 13 hours ago
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rewatching season 1 of 911 bc why not and honestly i forgot how fucking funny it is. imagine rolling out the first episode of your brand new tv show and half the main characters are objectively terrible people and the other half will be by episode 2. imagine being like bear with us guys hold on a sec i know we went straight out the gate making the lead homophobic and another character going hey maybe you should get back in the closet but don't worry ok roll with it we'll redeem them all i promise. its so messy like no i know she's breaking the law as a police officer and i know he's a callous jerk with no regard for the safety of others and i know he's lying to his girlfriend and i know she's cheating on her wife and i know he inadvertently killed his entire family but like. bear with us ok hold on the sexy texan will save them all
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patroclusdefencesquad · 7 days ago
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me whenever i see hades game patroclus
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patroclusdefencesquad · 7 days ago
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never been as happy to see a man as i am when patroclus appears while playing hades
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patroclusdefencesquad · 7 days ago
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i’m really glad i come across as someone kind and considerate and who someone can go to with their problems however. i wish men would stop viewing me as their fucking therapist
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patroclusdefencesquad · 7 days ago
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The Musketeers (2014 - 2016) Anamis + kisses
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patroclusdefencesquad · 16 days ago
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yes joey batey i am going to buy your book when it comes out in september even though it will be in hardback which i hate joey however you know what i would really really love to buy joey i would love to buy a new fucking tad album joey
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patroclusdefencesquad · 16 days ago
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[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I'm just a little tired today
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patroclusdefencesquad · 19 days ago
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ALL THE WAY THROUGH ELYSIUM AND NO PATROCLUS?? IN THIS ECONOMY?? iTS LIKE THEY WANT ME TO DIE
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patroclusdefencesquad · 23 days ago
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happy pride month to this queer icon!
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patroclusdefencesquad · 25 days ago
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look actually keep your romantasy bullshit. keep it AWAY from my queer books
i think we should stop calling books "romantasy” i think it’s time to let that one go now please
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patroclusdefencesquad · 25 days ago
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just call it fantasy i beg. i’m not stupid i know there’s a very high chance there is going to be romance. also i can read the blurb
i think we should stop calling books "romantasy” i think it’s time to let that one go now please
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patroclusdefencesquad · 25 days ago
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i think we should stop calling books "romantasy” i think it’s time to let that one go now please
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patroclusdefencesquad · 26 days ago
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rang for my first wedding…officially a paid professional 😤
can't believe i haven't told you guys about my bell ringing lessons. i am learning to ring church bells. why? because it's sick as fuck. and also i get a lot of joy from being a dirty little sinner ringing gods doorbells
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patroclusdefencesquad · 28 days ago
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I think about this paragraph all the time
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patroclusdefencesquad · 28 days ago
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Nikandros is god's strongest soldier. every day he's like King, my dearest and oldest friend, can i please defend your honor. and Damen goes No I'm In Toxic Gay Love
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patroclusdefencesquad · 28 days ago
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the quiet actions that scream intimacy and preferential treatment 😩 everybody knows that no one will supersede lamen's affection for each other
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