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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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People citing work emails and the like as something we could automate with AI, as if we didn't automate them decades ago with templates and form letters. A massive chunk of business communication is just sending out the same boilerplate messages again and again, it's just good if it's actual, checked-by-lawyers boilerplate text and not something made up by a computer that lies to you in the shape of checked-by-lawyers boilerplate text

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sorry to say this but this "bisexual women who date men are not queer enough" narrative is getting really fucking old, alright? I don't give a flying shit about Jojo Siwa and Billie Eilish however the fuck you spell her name but i don't want to hear another single person saying "can't believe they started dating men!!! it's pride month!!" cause god forbid a queer woman falls in love! oh the outrage!!! fuck YOU "but it's just a joke" I DON'T CARE! what's the fucking punchline??? bisexuals are only queer when they're in queer relationships?? they should always be in a queer relationship at least one month a year??? what the fuck bullshit point are you trying to make. I'm so tired of this, y'all aren't funny. bisexuals are bisexual every second of every day of their fucking life and who they're in a relationship with has nothing to do with it. we are queer enough and we always have been, if you disagree with me you can fucking block me also eat shit and actually i take it back I'm not fucking sorry

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tumblr polls are like: normal everyday question?

1. first option that reveals the poll maker has an absolutely bizarre understanding of the thing they are asking about

2., second option that adds the worrying context that op considers the first option the normal answer,

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea

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how everything is feeling

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So far in LA an Australian news reporter has been shot in the leg by a rubber bullet, a British reporter has been shot by a sponge bullet and sent to the hospital for emergency surgery. A NY Post reporter has been shot in the head with a rubber bullet and went to the hospital for a large bruise on his forehead, whiplash and neck pain, and CNN reporters were handcuffed and escorted away being told to not come back or they will be arrested BECAUSE they are reporters.

It seems like all reporters there to give the real story are being targeted by police/ICE/military in LA.

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no queerbaiting in tv except whatever the hell is going on with greg davies and little alex horne

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me when i go walking on sunny days and end up on a tree lined street and look up at the gaps of sunlight and miss you more than anything

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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in many cases, you can go to museum and see art there ☝️ often it feels good to do this

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ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away