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greta thunberg, liam cunningham, rima hassan, and everyone else on that ship, thank you, and i hope you succeed. i really hope you succeed. you know what you are risking, and i wish for you to come back safely, having done what you set out to do.

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Any good Leonardo needs to be a little cringy. A little dorky. If I can’t see your Leo practicing “heroic” one-liners to himself in the mirror then I don’t want him. Leo can have moments where he is—definitely—cool but they cannot be when he’s done something intentionally. Any one liner he intends to say should be horrible.

Leo also shouldn’t be a “hard ass,” imo. A bit of a “teacher’s pet” is fine, but it should almost always be super easy for his brothers to pressure him into bending the rules a bit.

Someone is bound to think that this means I don’t like 2003 Leo. Let me tell you, I love him. Because he is the exact Leo I’m describing. He is cringe. He once kissed a pair of plungers because he got too caught up in the moment using them as weapons. He once tore out the backseat of a vehicle, chucked it at a the aliens pursing him, and said “have a seat.” He is cringe. I am absolutely talking about him when I’m talking about good Leo’s.

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Guess who started watching the Justice League cartoon?

Lovingly dedicated to @sparklingpax

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the two egotistical fascists who influenced (and potentially rigged) the american election together are at odds and turning on each other in public call-outs and interviews. this could be a vulnerable time for the republican party where each of their fanatical camps could be turned against the other. democrats, what's your response?

democrats:

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Frankly and briefly, the situation in Gaza cannot be written about in a mere post or expressed in a mere picture or video clip. The situation in Gaza is more like an end-of-the-world movie, but this movie is titled The End of Gaza!!

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Elon Musk’s Family History in South Africa Reveals Ties to Apartheid & Neo-Nazi Movements

Elon Musk was born in 1971 in Johannesburg, South Africa, and raised in a wealthy family under the country’s racist apartheid laws. Musk’s family history reveals ties to apartheid and neo-Nazi politics. We speak with Chris McGreal, reporter for The Guardian, to understand how Musk’s upbringing shaped his worldview, as well as that of his South African-raised colleague Peter Thiel, a right-wing billionaire who co-founded PayPal alongside Musk. “Musk lived what can only be described as a neocolonial life,” said McGreal. “If you were a white South African in that period and you had any money at all, you lived with servants at your beck and call.”

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China is now celebrating Trump’s attack on Harvard, as the US now stands to lose countless numbers of the world’s smartest minds, including dozens of Nobel laureates.

Chinese universities are promising to unconditionally accept banned Harvard international students.

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why does no one talk about kermit and miss piggy breaking up and kermit having a new girlfriend

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how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

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Groaning as he scrolled through the terms and conditions and agreed to hold the platform harmless in the event of a financial loss, local man Ben Tormos told reporters Monday that he couldn’t believe he had to download a stupid app just to bribe the president. “Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as doing a dead drop of a briefcase in a parking garage like it used to be?” said Tormos, complaining that he had to link his bank account to a cryptocurrency exchange and make space on his phone by deleting some of the apps he used to bribe other world leaders and public officials. 

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FBI Agent Goes Public With Russian Intelligence Operation That Hooked Musk And Thiel

May 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM

A former FBI special agent is currently out on $100,000 bond after being arrested for attempting to expose what he described as a covert Russian intelligence campaign to gain influence over leading American tech figures—namely Elon Musk and Peter Thiel. The agent, a decorated counterintelligence officer with nearly two decades of service, specialized in Russian espionage operations and had previously been commended for his work uncovering sleeper cells and disinformation networks operating inside the U.S.

According to legal filings and insider accounts, the agent became alarmed after obtaining intelligence suggesting that Russian military intelligence (GRU) had successfully cultivated relationships with high-profile Silicon Valley billionaires, using a combination of flattery, backchannel political access, and subtle kompromat. When his superiors allegedly refused to escalate the matter, he attempted to alert the public through unofficial channels—an act the Department of Justice quickly branded as an unlawful release of classified material.

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Uncredited 1980 cover art to ‘A Wind in the Door,’ by Madeleine L'Engle

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