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Can I please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

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starting a collection. please add on

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y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them

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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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It’s so tiresome when people are like “why do you have to bring politics into everything?” Like we aren’t steeped in the cumulative detritus of politics every moment of our waking life.

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shit ton of people are repeating the thing about hayao miyazaki saying AI art is an "insult to life itself" and just as a reminder he was talking about the zombies that team made that were intended to be scary in how much they shook, but instead reminded him of his disabled friend. the insult to life itself was referring to the team trying to make scary real symptoms that people live with.

it was a quote about ableism. if he has said other things about AI type stuff, that is a different thing. but that specific quote was about ableism.

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Can't even boycott the last of us, can't even boycott captain america, SOME OF YOU CAN'T EVEN QUIT HARRY POTTER. And then you refuse to read some classic from a guy who's not even around to do any harm because "all the classics were written by white heterosexual men" WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE

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Tehran, Iran - Early 1990s.

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Parents having more than one gay son is always so fucking funny to me like. Your mom is a faggot factory

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When I have to go to the grocery store

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

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house plays both zero mission & prime hunters in season 1 which can only lead me to believe he’s a hardcore metroid fan. thank you for your time.

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady