Current mood: Intense desire to squeeze something so hard it explodes and results in disastrous consequences
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What if you went to an art club every day for several months and all you did was stare at a painting of a horse
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I'll turn them into jalea
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🐙🦑🐠 <( Wish you were here )
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A fact about me is that I don't quite know the auditory sensation of crushing 58 pounds of human bone underneath a massive steel hammer
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It’s 9:30, there’s fish everywhere
Fish everywhere
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Fake fan
🪭 <( I-I didn't think anyone would notice... )
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Mushrooms were put onto this world to remind us all that there is always happiness to be found
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Sometimes you just need to fire up a big vat of neutral oil at 350°F/180°C, wearing a resplendent robe of delectable batter to go for a refreshing swim and untoast your mind
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Survival September: Try to be alive for all of September. You can return to being a corpse, ghost, or skeleton in October again
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I don't think this chisel is going to be very effective
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I'm very explodable right now
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Soft wind bouncing against the worn-down bricks of an abandoned building. Pushing, almost imperceptibly against it, wearing down particle by particle. The indifferent starlight shines down upon this world, cutting through the deep black night sky. Alone, the wind will take millions of years to erode the foundations of this building, this relic of what once lived in this world. To the stars, a million years is nothing. Keep at it, gentle wind, and maybe you'll finally break through. Maybe one day, you'll win the favor of the stars.
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The night is going to feel a bit emptier from here on out, huh
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My brain is brimming with intense thoughts of perhaps the rainbow variety
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🍚 <( Wish you were here )
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