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They're inventing a new kind of camel that lives in trees

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Slant rhymes with trout. Coming up with the sickest salmon rap verses. Always got so much beef, can't even swim up the creek

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🍅 <( Hey, where's the party? )

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Sometimes I feel like Glunk Amazing Mirror shooting out bullets

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Making takoyaki is like making a solar system

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🐧 <( You mollusks sure seem to hang around here a lot )

🐙 <( Well, what else are we meant to do? Where there's smoke there's fire, and where there's incomprehensible ramblings from a being on a higher plane of reality, there's opportunity for a sea creature such as I )

🍍 <( Bueno, ten cuidado. Muchas cosas raras y peligrosas pueden pasar aquí tambien )

🦪 <( Oh we'll be fine. What's gonna happen, the world exploding? )

🐧 <( I mean, that is quite- )

💥🌎💥

🐧 <( Oh my god ! )

🐙 <( Good thing we weren't on that world )

🍍 <( Piña para ellos )

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Somewhere in the vast oceans of this world, there floats a mysterious island covered in a sweet syrup that flows eternally from a fountain at its heart, and if any man or woman were to taste it, they would discover a pretty okay-tasting syrup. It tastes really bitter for enbies though

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Pro tip: There is nothing stopping you from drinking honey directly from the bottle right now

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Slant rhymes? With what? You need more context than that. A proper sentence would be "slant rhymes with trout", which includes the likes of joust and wrought. Almost put another much worse word in there. Or better depending on who you are ANYWAY. I don't like slant rhymes

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Top 10 shrimp

#6 - This one -> 🦞

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Too many feelings tonight 🥲

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One whole year since the big moment. Wouldn't it be nice to relive that memory again. But not this time :(

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If I was given the dev kit to be able to invent a new kind of culinary vegetable, I think I would make one that is long and spindly and has a bunch of tendrils and it wriggles around and feels everything nearby and grabs ahold of your arms and wiggles away when you try to cut it and it just goes around spindling around everywhere. It would probably taste like bean sprouts with a hint of acidity

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Look up the color #EEEEEE. I know exactly what this is, it's a very light grey/white color. And it's screaming at you. Won't you listen? Won't you answer the call?

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ATTENTION: Due to lack of concern regarding food safety, we are now mandating that all consumable items must be sterilized in the mysterious puddle of incomprehensible sludge before being consumed. If there's one thing we can comprehend about it, it's that it's safe to eat

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🦐 <( Be careful of my greatest nemesis. He goes by the name of Alfredo Sauce )

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